precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

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charmeleons:

2:52 am i can’t sleep

charmeleons:

2:52 am i can’t sleep


the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior


queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas


finals week
  • me: wow i have 3 tests and 2 essays due in the next 3 days
  • me: ayy i haven't watched THE ENTIRE LOTR TRILOGY in a while

june2734:

Spider-Man: Spider Island

by Dan Slott, Stefano Caselli, and Marte Garcia


pattinsin:

i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear