my condolences to anyone who knew me two years ago
my condolences to anyone who still knows me now tbh
i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone
do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
self positivity is key remember the self positivity orange
oh god never mind it tasted like shit
seriously why hasn’t tumblr added a “make post unrebloggable” feature yet
from the amount of people i’ve seen having to tag venting posts and posts about personal shit with “please don’t reblog” it seems like it would be a very useful feature to have. just check a “no one can reblog this post” box off when you’re making a post and there you go, no more need to worry about people with no sense of personal space showing your problems to all their followers
*10th wedding anniversary*
are you sure you like like me
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
Who brought this back
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWISTawwwwwww
Can we talk about the fact that it took Eren titan 3 episodes to pick up a rock and put it back down again? I mean, I’m sure it was a pretty heavy rock but I bet Annie titan would have had it done in 20 minutes even if she stopped for pizza on the way over.
sure, and then we can talk about how Annie’s been training ever since she was little and that was the second time Eren had ever used his titan form
Can we talk about how the fandom never gives Eren the credit he deserves?
K, so, Victoria’s Secret has a weeaboo in their midst.
Victoria’s secret is that she is a weeaboo
Perfect dad is perfect.
“I don’t disrespect how you identify, BUT YOUR CLOTHES FUCKING SUCK.”
what do boxes breath
i stand corrected